This is a story that I find almost unbelievable but I swear that it is true and if there was a list of pointless things that mankind has thought up to amuse itself then this would be close to the top of the list.
The chaffinch is a popular pet bird in many countries because of its beautiful song. In the Flanders region of Belgium, the four hundred year old sport of vinkenzetting (finch-sitting) is a competition that pits male chaffinches against one another in a contest for the most bird calls in an hour. The sport was first recorded in 1596 and currently it is estimated that there are over thirteen thousand vinkeniers breeding ten thousand birds every year.
This is a sport even more pointless than fishing and this is how the contest works – a row of cages, each housing a single male finch, are lined up approximately two metres apart along a street, the close proximity is important because it increases the number of calls, as the birds sing to attract a mate and to establish its territory, and every time the bird sings this is recorded as a score by making a chalk mark on a pole. A timekeeper begins and ends the contest with a red flag and the bird singing its song the most times in one hour wins the contest.
According to the organisers of the sport finches from the different regions of Belgium sing in different dialects. Flemish finchers insist that only Flemish chaffinches chirp the susk-e-wiet and that Wallonian finches, found a few miles away, sing in a dialect closer to French. If a bird fails to sing in the Flemish style then its tweets may not be counted. Any bird singing in French is immediately disqualified with no right of appeal. I imagine the French are not happy about that knowing how precious they are about their language.
In my opinion this must surely be a something that should be stopped immediately because why would anyone want to put a wild bird as beautiful as this into a wooden box simply for their own amusement?
As with other sports, vinkenzetting has had its cheating scandals and in one competition a champion finch sang 1,278 correct songs (that’s one every three seconds or so) but the owner was later accused of doping the bird with testosterone. At another contest after one finch sang the exact same number of calls in two rounds the box was opened and a mini CD player was discovered inside. I hope the owners were appropriately punished.
This man looks like the Diego Maradonna of vinkenzetting…
Vinkenzetting sounds unpleasant for the finches…and totally boring for the people involved. I’m particularly concerned that they all have big sticks. What’s the purpose of the venkenzetting canes?
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That is how they keep the score, a chalk mark for every song!
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Oh–I didn’t realize the sticks had chalk on the end. I was worried they used them to poke the birds.
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How utterly bizarre and (I agree) pointless!
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It is amazing what people will do to amuse themselves!
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That’s amazing, I’d never heard of it before! I was curious about the big sticks too – it turns out that’s the long stick where they make the chalk marks as they count up their tally. Phew!
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Just realised that you did actually mention that in your post! But a second comment gives me a chance to say how much I loved the detail about A/ the mini CD player in the box (genius) and B/ the fact that birds singing in French are disqualified. Brilliant! 😀
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Like most weird stories it throws out some interesting titbits. Thanks for dropping by!
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OK, that’s almost as bad as watching the Olympics. No, it’s worst because the athletes are mostly there voluntarily . . . although also doped.
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I’m with you on the Olympics. I understand why people want to run and jump and throw but not the people who chose to watch it!
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Fabulous story. In future instead of saying something is as interesting as watching grass grow or paint dry I will say as interesting as vinkenzetting! I would imagine the birds are managed by Louis Van Gaal!
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This must surely go down as the most boring pastime ever! Love the Louis Van Gaal idea!
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Great post but haven’t liked as I agree with you they should be set free, really hate the way wild birds are captured just to sing songs for us humans.
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They sound pretty enough in the wild where they should be!
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Exactly!
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Would that be the Diego Maradonna who keeps poking the bird with his stick to make it sing – a little help from the wand of God?
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Brilliant! Just Brilliant!
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😳😧😟🙄
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As the birds are not wild, but captive bred, I wouldn’t think that any of the laws about the protection of wild birds are applicable. It was in Victorian times that. English p ornithologists discovered that birds had regional accents, but I didn’t realise that it was so well known in Europe as well.
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A chaffinch is still a wild bird in my opinion John.
I wonder if it is possible to tell the difference between a Forest and a County chaffinch?
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Oh, no… a doping scandal among the chaffinch! What horror story will emerge next? 🙂 Thanks for sharing this trivia, Andrew. I will remember it. I’m whistling a song right now to establish it in my memory banks. –Curt
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I hope it is the Starling’s concerto!
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I imagined them singing Beethoven’s Fifth.
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Finch doping. Now I’ve heard everything.
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Stay tuned in to the Winter Olympics!
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I don’t like any “sports” which involve cruelty to animals and this is another to add to the list.
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I agree Anabel, if people want cruel sports then keep it to themselves!
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“thirteen thousand vinkeniers breeding ten thousand birds every year.
Do 3000 of these vinkeniers miss out on getting a baby finch?
I think I’d enjoy this much more than watching grass grow, paint dry or the Americas Cup & cricket, the game not the things that buzz eternally in my head
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Good point, maybe they just have enough finches anyway!
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I’m finding it hard to see where actual cruelty is involved, seems like these people love their pet birds
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Living in a box must be difficult to bear if you have wings to fly but I see your point!
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Yes but do they actually just live in the box or is that only used when they are taken to the events?
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There are some strange folk in the world – the poor chaffinches being made to sit in that box for so long it is cruel as far as I’m concerned 😦
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I come down on your side of the fence!
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I reckon they should be let loose. But don’t release them in Australia – we have too many European birds and animals stuffing up the Australian ecology. Although you could put them in a big box and send them to LordBofB
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We’ll keep the chaffinch for ourselves. It is a lovely bird.
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I actually was not aware of this custom of my own land! Probably something done in the country areas. How sad to abuse beautiful birds like that. Thanks for an excellent blog entry.
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It is an odd thing to do!
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This is indeed an embarrassment to be living in a country with such a “sport”. There is opposition here to it, but it still goes on. At least the capture of wild finches is illegal and hopefully no longer practiced. But nevertheless, the idea of caging any bird and getting them to perform is anathema. Good post Andrew.
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Thanks Denzil
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Where does one get a vinkensport Bird box? I need six for an Opera being done on the subject. No real birds will be used in the production. Or even building plans if there are some. They all seem very similar in shape and size. What are basic dimensions? Help appreciated.
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I imagine they are home made.
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